Friday, June 04, 2004

Band Name Project

You'll see a street sign or utter a weird turn of phrase, and suddenly it hits you: "Dude, that would be a killer name for our band. Are you stoned too, man? Dude, pass me that Big League Chew."

Obviously the likes of Three Doors Down, Toad the Wet Sprocket and The Lovin' Spoonful came up with their names in this manner. And though we don't play any instruments, and none of our members can carry a tune, our band is currently looking for a name. We can't kick ass 'til we get ourselves a name, and if we can't kick ass, then we can't take names. And I want to take those fuckin' names.

We've come up with hundreds through the years, but none of us can remember shit. Maybe our band should be called CRS Disease, because we Can't Remember Shit. Here's a short list of names under consideration:

Slow Children, Two-Hour Parking, Omnipotent Vagina, Intentionally Old Strippers, Chicken Gyro, Freezing in Fleece, Derivation of Dutch, Chaco's Headbands, Reverse Peristalsis, Moderate Sprawling, Tanyon Sturtze, That's No Gouda, Human Rectum, and Adolph Oliver Nipples.

Computations, permutations...There's a lot of work to be done here. If you have one that you'd like to add to our short list, either post a comment or email Would be lovely to hear some of your suggestions.

Oh, and as a complete aside, I just got an e-mail from "Canada" with the subject line "Save Money on Your Prescriptions." I have no joke here, that's just funny on its own, eh?


At 6:21 PM, Blogger LG said...

dude. omnipotent vagina has already been taken for an OPERA. i bet Don would be into The Pooveys though.

At 5:39 PM, Blogger Bart Starbux said...

Always thought Horking Bronsons would be a nice one. Maybe the Mike Gallego All Stars?


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