Monday, June 21, 2004

J-Lo: Affleck Can Poker No More

In what can only be described as strange, Ben Affleck has won the California State Poker Championship. I thought the whole thing was a joke, but apparently it's not. Affleck beat out world-class Jew Stan Goldstein, and then yelled, "What are you lookin' at, you freshman fuck?" at bystander Mitch Kramer.

The article actually says: "The affable actor/writer/producer/ director then put a big hit on Pacheco when his J-J held up against A-K. He led again with about 325k, then won the next pot and had close to 400k."

Wait, what? This guy's title in the article is "affable actor/writer/ producer/director?" C'mon, let's get real, shouldn't it be more like "giant toolbag/loser Sawx fan/no-talent ass clown"? I know we can all agree on that.

So after losing J-Lo, who also sucks big floppy donkey dick, Affleck's life ambition is to have a really good hand. Makes sense to me...Now go buy some strippers and alcohol, you cool guy, you.


At 6:00 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

sounds like 1 jealous bitter man, ace, u'd trade lives with him at the drop of a hat, u know it, i know it, the american people know it.

And, who needs ambition when u have slept with the greatest human being of our generation, Eric Cartman, oh, wait, South Park isnt real?? fuck

At 9:50 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I love having a heckler. Feels good.


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