Tuesday, June 08, 2004

One Man's Slack Review

First of all, I second Mr. Fiedler's assertion about "comments." No more free riders...either comment on our site or suffer a near-deadly punch to the genitals and/or boobs. So, men with boobs better comment or there's trouble.

Here's a funny review of Slack LaLane from one Lukas W, easily the most impressive web-cat I know:

"Definitely impressive (in content and quantity). Can you keep up the pace? I hope Slack doesn't end up like what Bill Parcells would call 'one of those Jap pitchers.'

They start out with a bang, workhorses with pitch counts in the 130s, strike out everybody. And then their arms wilt from early-career over-exertion. And no one brings those funny Japanese K signs to the games anymore."

Well, here's to hoping that Donnie and Ace don't flame out like some of those Jap pitchers, who may or may not have taken part in gay pornography. I can only speak for myself on that one. Donnie? Take any role in Sperms of Endearment to pay for college?

5 Comments:

At 2:18 PM, Blogger Jason Mulgrew said...

As a man with boobs, I submit my comment.

 
At 4:30 PM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

Um...I thought we weren't going to talk about that...Ace.

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger Wooglin said...

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At 1:35 PM, Blogger Wooglin said...

Uh oh...sounds like Ace and Don have a little disagreement...

 
At 1:46 PM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

Hey Charlie, why don't you go back to Yankton? You no good shifty cocksucker!

 

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