Friday, June 25, 2004

Some Quick Hitters

Great new band name from my man C-Dub: IntraVenus Williams.

So we still have no place to go for my birthday tomorrow night...we don't call this blog Slack LaLane for nothing. Actually, we do call this blog Slack LaLane for nothing. But stay tuned, the Committee will have an answer by the end of the day. It's a good committee. "Are there any Asiiians on the Committee? No Asiiiians." (Jeff Johnson, 1992)

VP Cheney is in some hot water for dropping an F-Bomb on the Senate Floor, apparently telling Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy to "fuck off," or "go fuck yourself." I, for one, couldn't care less about what the fuck Cheney said...I'd much rather this lickbag drop a million F-Bombs in lieu of the real ones. And besides, this ain't shit compared to the 1856 caning of Sen. Charles Sumner. See, history is just as cool as that new Seagal movie, or whatever the devil it is you kids watch.

Is there anything worse than mismanaging your raisins in a bowl of Raisin Bran? Seriously, I guess I ate too many raisins with each spoonful of bran, and now I'm left with this vomitous-looking pile of soggy bran, sans raisins. Awful feeling, just awful. Maybe that's another band name: Raisinless Bran.

And for all you people who are wondering what to get a loved one for their birthday, here's my suggestion: "You Got Served: Take it to the Streets."

14 Comments:

At 9:28 AM, Blogger Sox1918 said...

love the shout out. just got back to the desk from a urine infested trading floor bathroom. i just don't get it.

 
At 9:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 times out of 10, a 2am trip to Gray's Papaya will render the pants worn to said hot dog haven unwearable the next day.

 
At 10:00 AM, Blogger Seyeko said...

Confucius Says...War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.

 
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At 10:10 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

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At 10:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, you're not Chinese.

 
At 10:26 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

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At 10:48 AM, Blogger hoobs said...

here are a couple more b-day bar ideas: d.b.a. in the east village and barramundi on the l.e.s. both have outdoor patios i believe.

 
At 11:04 AM, Blogger Seyeko said...

I am soooooooo Chinese.

Ching Chang Walla Walla Bing Bang.

 
At 11:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The DBA garden, although a nice garden indeed, generally closes early (think 10:00). Good gardens are to be found at Porch and Loreley and of course the infamous boat basin.

 
At 11:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The DBA garden, although a nice garden indeed, generally closes early (think 10:00). Good gardens are to be found at Porch and Loreley and of course the infamous boat basin.

 
At 11:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DBA garden closes quite early, but barrumundi is nice, as is porch and the infamous boat basin

 

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