Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Well?

What is this crap? Who is sitting in ESPN headquarters and thinking, "Gee, let's put some more crap up on our website. There's not enough as it is. Sure, we could provide up-to-the-minute sports updates and some pretty good analysis from top experts. But why not throw away some webspace with some of this non-entertaining drivel? And, to boot, we'll end the story with the words 'sheep testicles'. Really, who's not doing anything and could write this dumb story? Rovell? OK, get him in here. And while you're at it, have John Kruk write a fluff piece about snowflakes and a sport he has no business commenting on."

Could Page 2 go away once and for all? Please?

2 Comments:

At 6:07 PM, Blogger The Ambiguously Gay Uno said...

Anyone else think its inappropriate for this guy to be talking about another man's "deceptively soft hands"? I mean, he can't spend the time to talk to this "freak" (in a good way), but he can go ahead and start an inappropriate sexual relationship with him? I mean c'mon now- we're talking basketball, not this guy's strangely comforting use of his man hands.

Now that i think about it, is it appropriate that I write about another's "strangely comforting use of man hands"?

 
At 9:17 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Page 3 is even worse. Self-indulgent ESPN, gotta love it.

 

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