Friday, June 25, 2004

Wipe This, Scott

Here's something that doesn't make a whole lotta sense...This article kind of bothers me:

It looks like common sense isn't as common as you might think.

Here's the proof: Although 43 percent of Americans who answered a recent poll say they have common sense, only seven percent of them actually proved they have it when given a quiz which measures common sense perception.

That's not the problem that bothers me. I already know that most Americans are dumber than a box of hammers. This is the problem:

The survey by Scott Tissue and Towels also shows...

Wait, what? Why the fuck is the Scott Tissue and Towels company administering a test about common sense? Do you need common sense to wipe your ass or blow your nose properly, or are they finding that most people are wiping and then blowing with the same piece? And how can you trust the results and findings of this survey -- this company deals exclusively with snot and shit, or as inter-office memos call it, snit. Who conducted this poll on behalf of Scott, this Gay Billy Dee Williams character they've got on the website? Something's just not sitting right with me about this one...and great, due to some psychosomatic fears, now my ass itches.


At 12:23 PM, Blogger Seyeko said...

Scott paper towels rule! *They* truly are the quicker, picker upper. Bounty can kiss Scott's ass.


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