Tuesday, July 13, 2004

It's "Do it Yourself" Day

I'm about to Spano it up over here...there's no time, there's never any time. My one-man show has officially come to a grinding halt. I just don't have it in me today, I can't go out there...

How 'bout we BizarroBlog it up and you guys do the posting today? Sounds good to me. Sound good to you? Say you, say me? Say it together. That's the way it should be.

Hit comments, post a comment, hit publish or whatever, and let's see what ya got. I think some of you have some funny material, some good bits, shtick even, that you'd like to get out to the public. Let's hear it.

Remember to show all work, and there's no partial credit. You're on the honor system. Now, as Dick Clark would say, "Ready, go."


At 10:04 AM, Blogger Seyeko said...

The 10K Triangle is so ghetto.

No wonder they could only afford to give about 10 G's at a time!

I kinda wish they'd make a comeback. Oh wait, I almost forgot the lame attempt at a redux with Puppy Love's "Pyramid". Seriously, who watches UPN anyways? 7 people?

At 10:05 AM, Blogger Bart Starbux said...

Wow. The reins to one of the most powerful and influential media outlets are handed over to the fans, and all I want to talk about is Curt Schilling's 10-year-old homo-son. At the Derby last night, which I'm sure Ace watched--but which I was forced to watch alone due to the vaginal leanings of his esteemed colleague--no sooner had an American League slugger stepped out of the box than little Schilling had his grubby little hands all over them. Tejada's trying to celebrate with his Dominican buddy Ortiz, but here's this prissy little white kid pawing all over him like Ace on a bag of hot. Can't you imagine the other players lounging on the sideline leaning over to their kids and saying, "Gee, thanks for not going out there and making a faerie out of yourself on national TV. Between my BALCO hearings, DUI, and fluke worm, I've got enough heat on me without you going out there and ape-gripping sweaty hispanic men." Even Schilling must have been thinking, "Hey, son. Stop being a fag for a minute, will you?"

Anyway, I'm no blogger, but I did have something on my mind this morning. Besides, this puts me one-up on Feidler for posts this week, right?

-Bart Starbux

At 10:28 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

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At 10:28 AM, Blogger Sox1918 said...

Funny you should bring up the Spano meltdown Ace...I am feeling like having one myself. Screw Dick Clark...lets talk about Casey Casem....lets do the turtle.

At 10:31 AM, Blogger Seyeko said...

"I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so...I'm so....scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaared!!!!!"

At 10:39 AM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

another thing about the derby, and really about society in general, whats the deal with having to drape your country's flag over your shoulders when u win some type of event, listen miguel, u mean, that isnt an american name?? your skin is dark black, u dont speak a lick of english, and u can hit a baseball with a stick really far, let me guess, dominican??

and is it me or every time u go to the movie theatre these days the over/under on how many 14 year olds u would bang with no hesitation is now hovering in the thousands? thank god for brittany shpppearssss and the like for whoring up americas youth!!

i think the heck has been reading mulgrews site too often, oh well, suck my balls...present them

At 10:51 AM, Blogger Seyeko said...

Since this is the "do it yourself" blog today, I thought I'd dig deep into the archives...

Did ya know that the first toilet ever seen on TV was on the show "Leave It to Beaver."?

Thank you and goodbye.

At 11:30 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

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At 11:55 AM, Blogger Seyeko said...

Now dont you feel like an idiot Ace, since your mysteriously dissapearing comment suddenly returned outta the blue.

Ahhh, the wonders of the wonky internet.

At 12:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How could Shooter McGavin not think that Grizzly Adams had a beard? It doesn't even make sense.
You're kidding about the beards, right?

But I have a beard.
Well, then you're an alien.
No, he's not, he's from Pittsburgh.

At 12:10 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Shooter McGavin rocks, don't question him.

Sor far, this is the list of people not to question:

Shooter McGavin
Bruce Dickinson

Hopefully this comment won't erase itself, then get removed by the author. Great posts today so far fellas, I was most enamored with Bart Starbux' commentary on Schilling's gay son. DIY Day kinda turned out to be Prejudice Day.


At 1:24 PM, Blogger abby said...


I guess I'll stop complaining about stubbing my toe this weekend.

At 2:36 PM, Blogger TJ said...

Bart Starbux gets drinks on the house. That's some good stuff there. Donnie Fiedler gets a drink thrown in his face for slacking on Slack.

Unit to the Sox leaves me in something of a tumult. My NL-only fantasy team loses a top pitcher, my most-hated AL team gets some competition. Tough call. If RJ goes to Boston, Clemens is back in pinstripes next week.

At 2:41 PM, Blogger TJ said...

And I'd like to question Bruce Dickinson on the Eddie cover art for the "7th Son of a 7th Son" album. Anybody got a fucking problem with that?

At 3:32 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

TJ, do yourself a favor, and jut don't question Bruce Dickinson. I'm currently wearing gold-plated diapahs.

At 3:45 PM, Blogger Seyeko said...


Guess who lags the US in curbing toxic emissions?
It's Canada.


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