Thursday, August 26, 2004

Britt Stinson

What do the following athletes have in common?

Team USA Basketball Star and Cleveland ass-fucker, Carlos Boozer
Ageless, noodle-armed junkballer, Jamie Moyer
Career disappointment, replacement-level OF, Jay Payton
Cubbies OF who pees on own hands, Moises Alou

They all look like Starbux's older brother, Britt Stinson, don of the Stinson crime syndicate of Nashville, TN. If you could somehow blend Boozer, Moyer, Payton and Alou together and throw in a little tabouleh or gannouj, you'd have the perfect Stinson, crime mastermind extraordinaire. How many top 40 country hits have you launched due to your nefarious payola schemes, Don Britt, you suspicious blend of average to above-average athletes with good staying power? Shame on you!

2 Comments:

At 11:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow- This blog sucks! How bout a little action? How bout a little toungue action?

 
At 11:59 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

You know what, you suck.

 

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