Naked Pictures of Bea Arthur
Good morning, Slackers...Spanish Miguel sent me this little article late yesterday, and since we all love poking a bit of fun at the legendary Bea Arthur, I figured I'd post it.
I used to watch those Friar's Club roasts on Comedy Central...the best line I ever saw was Jeff Ross saying, "I wouldn't fuck Bea Arthur with Bea Arthur's dick." Classic. Of course, he made the same joke about Penny Marshall when roasting Rob Reiner, but I like the first one better. Anyway, here's the story:
Golden Girl Causes Terrorist Scare in Boston
Golden Girls star Bea Arthur sparked a security scare at Boston's Logan International Airport earlier this week when she tried to board a flight with a pocketknife in her handbag. The actress, 81, was about to board a Cape Air flight when a Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agent discovered the offensive article in her belongings, which is strictly forbidden on airplanes since the September 11th attacks.
A fellow passenger says, "She started yelling that it wasn't hers and said 'The terrorists put it there'. She kept yelling about the 'terrorists, the terrorists, the terrorists'." After the knife was confiscated by TSA officials, the funnywoman pulled out a key ring from her bag and told the agent it belonged to the "terrorists", before throwing it at them.
As she boarded the plane, the Emmy-winning star told the TSA employees, "We're all doomed." A spokeswoman for Cape Air says, "Miss Arthur was cracking jokes and was a real character."
Wait, Bea Arthur is an "Emmy-winning star?" That's sillier than the synthetic string that shares its name. That's just craisins.
Congrats to the U.S. Men's Olympic Basketball team, who sucks, but still managed to hold off the previously undefeated Spanish squad this morning. The not-so-dreamy team built on a one-point halftime lead to take the contest 102-94. Damn, really woulda been nice to see Pau Gasol beat these cocky bastards...