Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Thanks Midget, Shocking Report

It's been one helluva day, and I'm sorry for the lack of posting. But if you guys want to pay me for the pointless drivel that I provide, then I'll write at all costs. Until that point, the guy who pays me my salary needs me attention. And now he needs some coffee. I'll be right back.

I did check the site a few times today, because our hit count was incredibly higher than normal. At this hour on a good day we'd probably have 75 unique visitors to Slack. Today, we're already near the 180-mark. What explains this phenomenon? Fucking Boston.

I'd guess that at least 100 people came to our fair blog today looking for the Pedro Martinez/Midget story. Apparently many a Bostonian heard about Douchie McPitcher carrying a 25-inch South American midget into the clubhouse and wanted to read all about the hijinx. Typing the phrase "Pedro Martinez Midget" into Google won't land you here, but as of post time today Slack happens to be the third site on the Yahoo! search results page. That's pretty cool. Oh, fuck you, it is.

Well, I gotta get back to fluffing my guy. In the meantime, listen to Jewboy rock icon Gene Simmons and always wear fun stuff to work.

3 Comments:

At 9:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slack is Bigtime

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger Shawn Deal said...

So how in the world do you know you're from Equatorial Guinea. Do you even know what part of Africa it's in?

 
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