Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Wire Story of the Day

Our main man Lukas combs the wires all day, and found this gem for you Slackers out there:

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The family of a Frederick man who died while trying to perform motorcycle stunts, without wearing pants or underwear, said he was doing the stunt for money.

The half-naked rider was performing stunts along U.S. Route 340 near Frederick moments before the crash that killed him Sunday afternoon.

Maryland State Police identified the man as Shaun Matlock, 21, of Walkersville. They said he was wearing only a T-shirt, helmet and sneakers as he and six friends were riding their motorcycles near the Mount Zion Road exit.

Police said Matlock did a "wheelie" then lost control of his machine and hit a parked tow truck. The medical examiner is performing an autopsy and a toxicology screening.
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Now, THAT'S a way to go out. Try explaining that to St. Peter, or whoever the devil it is that guards the gates to non-Hell. "Um, see, I was, uh, the thing about the no pants, I mean, er, you know...um, Ruth Bader Ginsberg?"

For you poophop...Did you guys hear some lady in Oakland got hit with a chair in the 9th inning of last night's game? Crazy. She probably deserved it. Jim Ross loved it, I'm sure.

2 Comments:

At 5:59 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

JR: "OH MY GOD KING, THAT WAS A CHAIR, A STEEL CHAIR KING, I DONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!!!! THAT CHAIR HAD STEEL IN IT KING, SOMEBODY STOP THIS!!!!

 
At 9:57 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

"I cannot believe the bloody carnage in the bullpen tonight, King, somebody get in there and do something. Someone could die here tonight, King. That Frank Francisco is a sadistic, evil monster."

 

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