Friday, October 22, 2004

Busy. Read This Instead.

Don't you hate being busy on a Friday? Worst. Thing. Ever.

In lieu of fresh commentary from either Donnie or myself, here are five articles and things to read in order to waste some time today:

1. BEST CRAIGLIST AD EVER. If you're in Boston, get on this. Literally.

2. This chick got crabs in the weirdest way ever recorded (safe for work, friends). Ah, my puns are the most witty things you've ever seen.

3. If you think Vlade Divac smells bad after a few overtimes, check out the stench on these kids...

4. You know the old joke that goes "What do you say to a black guy in a three-piece suit? Will the defendant please rise?" Well, this all-star didn't exactly wear the proper attire to court, and surely he was reprimanded.

5. Dr. Huxtable's at it again, sternly lecturing black parents on how to raise their kids...I know people hate when celebrities get all serious, but I'm loving this Cosby. This guy's doling out more free advice than Ann Landers and yelling at more black people than a Bronx County judge.

That's all for now, I'll be back later...


At 12:48 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

whoa, famous last words ace

on a serious note, if anyone in the manhattan area is in need of an apt or knows someone who is, the poopster is looking for 2 roommates for Jan 1st, as my old ones are gay and moving in with their chicks, 420 friendly a plus, 4 blocks from grand central, any interest, let me know

and yes, i realize this isnt craiglist, but also, i dont care

At 2:40 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Hey man, 420, yeeeeeah, duuuude, 420 maaaan.

Lame, poophop, lame. I figured you'd be above that whole thing...

At 2:42 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

no ace, u got it all wrong, i meant, if u dont mind living with a 420 lb man, then that is a plus

At 3:17 PM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

Is it bad that I went to the Huxtable lecture with a t-shirt on that said "I want to impregnate your 13-year old?

At 3:42 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

If I've beat off to 13-year-old black girls once, I've done it a million times...little known fact that you can see in the new Jamie Foxx picture, but Ray Charles actually went blind that that way.

At 6:43 PM, Blogger Army Archerd said...

Did anyone happen to notice the other headlines on the website with the "cocaine" story? These are too good:

• Couple Allegedly Has Sex in Shoe Store
• Reports: Man Tells Dog to Bite Cat Lover
• Stranger Takes Over Ga. Woman's House
• Parents: Teacher Made Kids Smell Urine
• Ind. Woman Suffers Stage Fright at Debate
• Two Arrested for Hurling Pies at Columnist
• Norwegian Prisoner Hires Exotic Dancer


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