Tuesday, November 16, 2004

GoneGreevey

So Gov. James McGreevey packed up and moved out of the New Jersey governor's mansion today...I hear it was much easier for him to move out because all his shit was already packed. Heyyyyyo (Hi, I'm Brian).

Sorry for the insensitive joke, but that happened to be my favorite one from the whole "gay American" fallout. Feel free to post your own insensitive remarks below* (I know poophop is all over this).

*Slack LaLane does not condone these types of jokes, but it does laugh hysterically at them.

From Greeves to grilled cheese...EB down in Miami just crafted a lovely piece for the Miami Herald about some woman and her 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich with an image of the Virgin Mary (she's hot) in it. EB also tells me to get on the train quick, because the story is blowing up nationally -- it's already being written about or reported in Miami, Alabama, Kentucky, Kansas and some other states.

And it's only a matter of time before those greasy Phish fans pick up on the scent and start referring to this as "Phatty Virgin Mary Grill Cheese, one for $3, two for $5."

6 Comments:

At 10:56 AM, Blogger Gypsy Rose said...

But before he left, he named New Jersey's new state bird... the swallow.

 
At 11:16 AM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

i got nothing on McGayvey, however, that grilled cheese thing is fascinating, am i the only one who doesnt see anything?? i heard if u play dark side of the moon the moment u look at the grilled cheese, JC jumps out of it and smacks u in the face with the holy grail

 
At 11:23 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Gypsy, great work...I knew you'd be good for a laugh, you bored work-at-home crazylady.

Poophop, no need to limit yourself to McGreevey. I meant insensitive jokes of all kinds were welcome. But good little conspiracy theory you came up with there.

And here's an article about a 23 year old dude who gave two 13 year old kids porn DVDs in lieu of candy on Halloween? I don't know what's worse, that these 13 year olds still go trick or treating or the fact that they crushed the DVDs and turned this guy in. Terrible kids.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/3921707/detail.html

 
At 11:24 AM, Blogger Gypsy Rose said...

if you start playing dark side of the moon and the wizard of oz at the same time, they line up perfectly. does everyone already know that? if so, disregard the lady behind the curtain.

 
At 7:49 PM, Blogger ahren said...

what's this thing "phish" you speak of... is it a "hockey" team?

 
At 9:21 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Ohm you mean THE Phish, from Vermont? The popular rock band Phish?

 

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