Monday, January 03, 2005

And Now...Some Bragging

Hey, I'm entitled to a little boastation every now and then (I'm also allowed to make up words like "boastation" apparently). For the record, the Ambiguously Gay Uno and I are now as Nazis.

The Jets may have decided to fold when it counted, but Uno and I maintained our leads in the weekly Pick 'Em and Best Bets pools, capturing the respective titles and pulling in some much needed cashiola. Give it up for the Uno, who finished the season 41 games over .500, winning an impressive 58 percent of the season's 256 games. That's some solid augury right there, kid, good work.

The Ace Cowboy, on the other hand, had less success in the overall pick 'em pool, but kicked the living shit out of everyone else in the best bets side pool (pick three games with spread each week). Compiling an unheard of 35-15-1 record, my bold statement of the day is that I'm the first person to win 70 percent of his best bets since Lisa Simpson's improbable run of Daddy-Daughter Days in January of 1992. Eat that, ya little yellow prepubescent know-it-all.

If I had any nuts whatsoever, I'd be up about $10,000 with an offshore casino right now, hitting reverses and teasers and straight up bets left and right. For chrissakes, in the four weeks from Week 11 through Week 14, I went 12-0! I didn't lose a fuckin' game! How did I not bet real money on my personal proficiency in prognostication?! Because I have no nuts whatsoever, that's why. Sheeet, man, I suck.

Anyway, here's to some extra cash. Don't rob us.


At 1:32 PM, Blogger Gypsy Rose said...

Yeah. Winning 10,000 bucks WOULD have been way sexy. Oh well.

Good alliteration anyway, though.

At 5:39 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

kudos ace, on a job well done

maybe u can buy a decent qb to guide your team to the super bowl with your winnings...oh yeaaaah, let it sink in for a few

on another note...The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. uhh uhm, the what?!?!

At 2:03 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Eat it, poophop...Chad's just fine. You'll see. You'll all see.


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