Tuesday, January 18, 2005

[Insert Salami Joke Here]

"A 21-year-old Waltham woman was arrested early Thursday morning after she assaulted her ex-boyfriend and stripped paint off his friend's car with slabs of salami, police said.

Katrina L. Ackermann, 5 Dermody Road, went to the Bryon Road home of one of her ex's female friends about 12:30 a.m. and began hitting her ex-boyfriend in the face and kicking him in the leg, Sgt. Ken Dangelo said.

Ackermann then tossed several pieces of salami on the trunk of the woman's car, stripping the paint."


At 3:38 PM, Blogger stephie said...

I went ahead and read the rest of the arrests and it sure is great that they put all of the arrestees addresses on there so if anyone wants to, anyone can just go on over and teach a guy who hits his wife a lesson, huh? And who knew salami ruined paint on a car? Not me that's for sure! Eggs, bird shit, yeah... those I knew but not salami. Learn something new everyday. Thanks Ace!

At 4:05 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Any time, Stephie...we're here to educate the masses about the alternate uses for coldcuts.

At 4:06 PM, Blogger spanish miguel said...

hey slack,

i´ve just read in the spanish papers about the pentagon declassifying plans to drop chemical weapons on enemies soldiers rendering them so immediately horny that they need to have sex with each other. And another weapon that makes enemies so flatulant that american troops can literally smell them coming.

i´m so NOT kidding about this stuff. look it up.

At 4:21 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

Holy shit!! I work in Waltham. As much as I hate to admit, I am not surprised by that at all. There used to be a mental hospital up the road a bit that closed down a couple of years ago, and seeing as how my building is on the corner of the two main streets in Waltham, all the whacko's hang out around my building now. It's awesome during the summer when you go to eat lunch at the park with your friends and you get flashed by two homeless men in a fifteen minute span. Or you look outside your office window to watch a group of crazies try to hump the pigeons.

This damn city never ceases to amaze me.


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