Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Why?

So Larry King is doing a complete 180 from last night's show with Ed McMahon, where they eulogized the late, great Johnny Carson. Here's tonight's program:

"Exclusive: His wife is accused of having an affair with her 14-year-old student. Now, Debra Lafave's husband speaks out. Tune in at 9 p.m. ET."

Seriously, this guy is going on national television to talk about how his new hottie wife ran into the arms and lap of a teenager for sexual and emotional gratification because her husband couldn't provide it? This guy wants to discuss, in front of millions of people, the fact that a kid who recently sprouted pubes could satisfy his woman better than him? Well, pal, good luck to you on that.

Caller: So, uh, hey, how does it feel that your wife slept with a teenager while his cousin watched?
Husband Lafave [red-face, embarassed]: Well, er, it doesn't feel great.
King: Next caller, you're on the air...

I can't wait to see this: I think this has the potential to be the most awkward 60 minutes in CNN's two-decade history, especially if King caps off the show by turning to the camera and saying, "If you rent one movie this year, make it Jungle 2 Jungle."

What a group of douches. TiVo, hello!

3 Comments:

At 2:19 PM, Blogger The Ambiguously Gay Uno said...

If you haven't done it already, you NEED to click on that link and follow to the Smoking Gun. Make sure that you read the kid's statement to the police- it is by far the hottest, sexiest thing I've ever read. There is no doubt in my mind that this kid is the coolest there has ever been.

My one point of contention: in his statement, the kid says that the first time they had sex, she put his penis into her vagina without a condom and about 10 minutes later he ejaculated. Not that I mean to call this kid out or nothing, but percent truth that the kid lasted 10 minutes without a condom on his first try? You think he embellished a little? If not, just one more reason that I'm nominating him for the Democratic Ticket 2008.

 
At 2:26 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Oh, I've already beat off to that transcript at least 25 times...but thanks for the PSA to everyone else.

It really is insane that we hail this kid as a hero and the woman as troubled, while if the sexes were reversed we'd talk about the teen as a poor victim and the perp as a lousy criminal who needs to have his cock cut off. Double standards are hot as shit...

 
At 3:55 PM, Blogger The Ambiguously Gay Uno said...

While the mention was for the general public, I had a sneaking suspicion that Mulgrew would be particularly interested. I feel like it's right up his alley...

Ace- you are 100% right that this is probably the single greatest example of a double standard. No doubt in my mind that if the sexes were reversed someone would definitely be tarred and/or feathered. Wonder if the police statement would be more or less entertaining, though...

 

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