Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Moss for Napo?

Looks like Randy may be headed to Oaktown after all. In a related story, Kerry Collins just came in his pantalones cortos.

Moss for former Northwestern linebacker Napoleon Harris (seen here getting juked by then-TCU star RB LaDainian Tomlinson) and some draft picks! Allright, Mildcats, way to churn out that awesome talent...we rock.

Spanish Miguel, if you're reading this in Madrid, regale us with some stories of living across the hall from the man that may be traded for the best receiver in football.


At 5:33 PM, Blogger hoobs said...

way to go, apples!

At 5:47 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I was gonna drop the "Apples" nickname in there...way to fill in my holes, Hoobs. Wait, stay out of my holes.

At 6:53 AM, Anonymous Spanish Miguel said...

Oh my Gaw! The guy who frequented my room wearing merely a bath towel and a smile, traded for Randy Moss!

Quick notes on Apples Harris:

1. ¨Bye bye fellas, I´ll suck it later¨ was the guy´s mantra. Or at least what it always said on his whiteboard.

2. He had legit ¨bitches¨ who did his laundry for him (and possibly left a certain message on the whiteboard).

3. According to Pounds and Pounds of Weed, the guy was endowed like the Stern School of Business. Unfortunately, I never had the pleasure of coinciding with Napalm (my pet name) in the bathroom during those two dreaded weeks in which the shower curtians disappeared (I went winless in the Hall´s ¨Shampoo Penis¨ round robin).

4. He once used the arm-extended, stop short routine to block the hallway when a pretty nasty girl, visiting Pounds at the time, tried to pass by. ¨What´s your name?¨ asked Napalm. He then answered her response (Alicia) with ¨You wanna come hang out?¨ Keep in mind, I was standing right behind her and received no such invitation.

At 9:36 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Fan-fucking-tastic, Spanish. The thought of skinny white boy Pounds and Napo naked together in the Bobb showers will frighten me for life. Excellent endowment joke. You do good work.

Anyone else got some Napo stories in honor of his rise to fame?

At 2:44 PM, Anonymous Back Page Phil said...

A friend from NU told me that he saw Napo laughing one time outside his African-American studies class. The guy walked up to Napo to ask him what was so funny. Napo told him that he had already received an A in the class in return for having sex with the Af-Am teacher, who surprising (or not) was white. I knew that stuff happened in the Big Ten, but not at NU

I don't know another Napo story that rivals that

At 4:07 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

That is a fucking sweet story...bangin' the white professor of African-American Studies. Oh, Napo.


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