Monday, February 14, 2005

Poetic Justice

"The 19-year-old daughter of Alan Keyes has a Valentine for the anti-gay rights conservative pundit and frequent Republican candidate.

Maya Marcel-Keyes will be making her first public appearance as a gay activist at a Valentine Day's rally in front of the Maryland State House, says Dan Furmansky, the leader of Equality Maryland, a gay rights group.

Last summer her father, a conservative pundit and frequent Republican candidate, caused a stir during the Republican convention by labeling Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter a sinner and calling homosexuality 'selfish hedonism.'

Marcel-Keyes told the Post her parents have thrown her out of the house, stopped speaking to her and refuse to pay for college because she is gay. She said she loves her parents." [More...]

Poor girl! I actually feel bad for her that she's got such a douchebag pops. I mean, we'd never elect a black president or anything, but can you imagine if Keyes had ever been a legitimate candidate for the highest office in the land? Can you be president after throwing your daughter out of the house and refusing to pay for college, all because she likes to munch a little box? I can't even wrap my head around such a concept (the actions of Alan Keyes, not cunnilingus --although I hate both equally).

It's time like these when I really wonder why good people die young and guys like Keyes live to be 96...


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