Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Insensitively Hilarious

Terri Schiavo's Blog. 'Nuff said.

And it ain't Fluffhead, but here's a funny sign from the crowd gathered around the Schiavo Family Media Circus.


At 1:01 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

"You're chubby and no one likes fat chicks, so die already." - great comment from that blog

Here's the best one though:
"The LIEberals and the DEATHocrats are destroying GOOD HONEST FAMILY VALUES! We need to get the american people back to that post-WW2 godfearing state! I pray to our lord Poseidon that he will SINK ALL THE LIEBERALS INTO THE SEA! OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS "CLIFF" CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS!!

Pray for redemtion LIEberals."

I love it. The bible pounders are coming out of the woodwork and vinyl walls of their trailers. There hasn't been this much commotion in Alabama since some lady sat in the front of the bus and inspired a rap song.

At 1:55 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I'm pretty sure there's a guy with a sign to the left of the "We are idiots" sign (his right) that says something like "Judge Greer = Poo head." That's just great.

I'm encouraging the Bible folks to come out on this one...I think they're exposing themselves and the moderate Repubs that supported Bush may think twice and jump ship. Not to the Dems, per se, but they won't be so firmly in Rev. Bush's camp.

At 2:07 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

anonymous, long time fan of slack and friend of the poop man, has come up with the greatest pool of which man has ever seen. schiavo dies on an odd date, i win 10 bills, schiavo dies on an even date, i lose 10 bills, god damn i love gambling, especially when it involves gambling on retarded douchebags.

oops, i here satan ringing the lunch bell down here in hell, gotta go

At 2:12 PM, Blogger Army Archerd said...

This has been bothering me throughout this whole thing -- don't these people who stand outside all day waving signs have jobs to be at? Kids to take care of? ANYTHING else to do?

Honestly, did they go to their boss and say, "Excuse me sir, i'm gonna be out of the office tomorrow because i'm going to hold up a sign and scream about the Terry Schivo controversy. See you on Thursday." It's killing me.

At 2:27 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

CBob - Don't you realize that the Lord will provide them with the riches and means to live?

Seriously though, it's easy to get days off when you work part-time at Wal-Mart.

At 3:17 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Good luck, poophop, hope it's tomorrow for your sake, and for everyone's sake, just so this story goes away quickly. SNN, aka the Schiavo News Network won't stop covering this circus.

Bob, I ask that question all the time...but even worse are the people that show up for the Michael Jackson trial every day. I mean, at least there's a religious component to Schiavo, so I can see how people get so fired up (even though I think they should be castrated with rusty scissors).

With MJ, though, what the fuck? These people take off work or leave their kids to support this fucking freak every day? Now, that's the definition of insanity.

At 3:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...



At 4:04 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Well, ANONYMOUS CAPS, if you ever bothered to post a comment or two on here maybe I'd take your side...but since you're a big douche that sits there and trades VLPI anti-Anthraz stocks all day, I sided with poophop.

KLAC is reeping.

At 4:05 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Anthraz = Anthrax. Typos are fun.


At 4:20 PM, Anonymous HANDSTAND said...


You must be pretty scared now that Marwon has control of you.

Good luck getting out of that.

At 5:29 PM, Blogger Bart Starbux said...

Here's some commotion for you. Matty Mac, I'm from Alabama. So fuck you and the beemer you rode in on. Geez, you call us ignorant? I'm moving back home where people are more open-minded and less apt to blindly stereotype entire groups of people that they know nothing about.

At 5:43 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Shit, I was waiting for that...was kinda hoping Mr. Bux wouldn't find that unfortunate little nugget.

Can't we all just get along?

At 5:54 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...


A) My sincerest of apologies. It was a blind stereotype that I know is not true. For the most part. I've spent a good amount of time in Alabama, particularly Birmingham, and I love the place and the people. So, please forgive me for that. If I could change that to Texas, I would.

B) I don't drive a beemer, a Honda Civic. But it's a sweet Civic, 4 doors and filled with dog hair to boot.

C) I based that on a verbal battle that I have with a super bible-thumping, uber-Republlican, co-worker from Alabama. We go back and forth all the time, usually in a fun way.

So, this is me, eating my foot. Can you do a recall on that letter bomb that you sent?

At 6:08 PM, Blogger Bella said...

The protestors are all there to advise you on how life should be lived. Bible thumpers don't live in reality.....I detect the kind of glaring logical inconsistencies in their 'reasoning' that only botched frontal lobotomy patients with crisscrossed shoelace scars on their sloped foreheads are capable of making. If I want the advice of a retard, I'll slap them on the back of the head and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in their worthless little minds. Until then, I'll just sit back with arms folded and laugh my ass off as they form thier little picket lines, fighting for a cause that nobody seems to care about. What a sick world it is. :P

At 11:41 AM, Blogger Bart Starbux said...

i've attempted to recall the package, but just in case, if you happen to find a large ticking box wrapped in a dip-spit-stained dixie flag on your doorstep, let your roommate open it.

enough foot eating. in truth, i should be used to all that, but some days that little butternut rebel in me decides to stand up for himself. usually he goes away after a quick jerk-session. but sometimes he hangs around, causing problems.

At 12:12 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...



OK, we cool. Now let's make out.


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