Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Pullin' More Tubes

"In another sign of the diminishing health of Pope John Paul II, the Vatican said today that he has begun to be fed through a tube inserted in his nose."

Uh ohhhh, here we go again. Is this the fucking world strategy of the religious nutbars here, "Less death, more tubes?" This fad's catching on quicker than slap bracelets. Before you know it Certified D-Bag Jerry Falwell will get one today or tomorrow, considering he's still in critical condition.

Incidentally, who dies first: Schiavo, the Pope or Falwell? And which one of the latter two would be the first to flip out about these marrying cousins?

Sorry, people, Blogger still sucks. I apologize, but you really do get what you pay for...

4 Comments:

At 12:55 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

I've been trying to come up with a joke along the lines of "The Pope, Terri Schiavo and Jerry Falwell all meet at the gates of heaven" whilst including something involving a feeding tube fight, but I can't seem to do it. Just not witty enough today.

So God says: "Mrs. Schiavo, why do you think you deserve to go to heaven"

And Schiavo says: "WEeeeeeeaaaggghtttthhhhhhhhh" Blink blink, drool.

 
At 3:45 PM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

What a final four:

Schaivo
Falwell
Pope John Paul II

and, first to the finish line,

Johnnie Cochran

 
At 4:35 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Cochran was a real sleeper, the Villanova of the Death Bracket.

they may be dead, but Donnie lives!

 
At 4:41 PM, Blogger The Letter D said...

It's nice to know that when I go to Hell, I'll have some people to hang out with.

 

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