Wednesday, March 23, 2005

That Girl Just Ate Shit

Some girl in my office literally just face-planted right in front of me. Apparently, her heel got caught in her long pants and she just bit it.

My laughter cannot be contained.


At 11:56 AM, Blogger hoobs said...

she just wait, she's starting to run...oh, she was just running.

At 11:56 AM, Blogger hoobs said...

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At 12:10 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Hoobs, once again, comin' through with the hilarity.

I'd be genuinely surprised if any Slack reader can attribute that quote to the rightful orator.

At 12:59 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

I got nothing on that quote. No idea who said it, but that's some funny shit right there.

Did you pull a Lloyd Christmas and just stand up, point and laugh hysterically at her? If not, you should have.

Or, if she's hot, jump on her and say "I'll save you!!!!" then unnecessarily begin mouth to mouth.

At 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 2:41 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Ding ding ding...

That's Ellen DeGeneres, who is easily the funniest comedienne of all time. She can hang with anybody.

Her routine on tripping and falling and the one about "Go-gurt" are as funny as any stand-up I've ever seen, man or woman.

At 3:50 PM, Blogger John Howard said...

I liked Ellen better back before she was all gay.*

*Not that there's anything wrong with that.


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