Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Bush Came On Splash Day

God bless the Drudge Report.

President Bush raised eyebrows on Tuesday when he asked locals in Galveston, Texas: "Do you still have Splash Day?"

"Splash Day" is the annual "adult oriented enormous beach party" celebration on the Gulf Coast.

BUSH: Do you still have Splash Day?
BUSH: You have to be a baby boomer to know what I'm talking about.
BUSH: I'm not saying whether I came or not on Splash Day. I'm just saying, Do you have Splash Day? (LAUGHTER)

Bush was unaware "Splash Day" is now a fully gay and lesbian event on the beaches.

I bet he came. In other news, Hoobs just passed along this funny tale of race and ice cream.


At 4:02 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

my swedish friend tells me nogger black doesnt get the job done, figures

i demand at least 5 more jokes about this, now

At 4:08 PM, Blogger hoobs said...

i bet w.'s ass was pounded like hamburger at splash day...

At 4:21 PM, Blogger ethan said...

a company that tries to sell licorice covered ice cream has more problems than naming products.

honestly, how many of you would even have a taster of that crap?

At 4:28 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

Hey, at least it's licorice flavored. It would be a lot worse if it were fried chicken or Colt45 flavored. Then we would have a serious issue.

To make the market for it bigger, they only sell it on the 1st and 15th of the month.

I just slapped myself for that one.

At 4:34 PM, Blogger John Howard said...

Has anyone found out if Jeff Gannon was at Splash Day?

At 5:30 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Nogger black: Now with watermelon and chopped up basketballs.

Duuuudes, good comments from the Slack crew today. Mucho hilarity.

At 9:44 AM, Blogger ethan said...

jrh - don't you mean jeff garcia?


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