Friday, April 15, 2005

Fun With Voicemail

Jacob Eli sent this my way last week, but I don't know how to post a file on here, so I made like Ralph Malph and Potsie and sat on it. Now I see it's hosted online somewhere, so here you go...

The scene: A guy on the way to work witnesses an accident and describes the scene. Some people might not think this is all that funny, but I was in absolute hysterics.

Old ladies get sideswiped and take revenge.

7 Comments:

At 9:48 AM, Blogger jakezebra said...

"she hit him over the head with a bible . . . IT WAS A HARDBACK!"

Epic. Confirmed.

 
At 5:44 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

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At 5:45 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

Thanks Ace, I'll link back on Monday. If I do it from home my landline will eat my blog. It happens all too often.

 
At 1:14 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

"Now she's shittin him with an UM-brella."

Definitely epic. Officially confirmed. Kid tested, mother approved.

 
At 8:50 PM, Blogger Wooglin said...

That could be the most well thought out and executed lie about being late for something. If that's the case, he deserves an Academy Award.

 
At 10:03 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Interesting take, Wooglin...never looked at it that way. I'm gonna transcribe this voicemail and leave it for on my boss' answering machine tomorrow morning. This old lady that looks like Mother Goose...

Oh and Paul, any time. Good stuff you got goin' over there.

 
At 7:26 PM, Blogger ahren said...

tears.
puddles and puddles of tears all over the office floor.
puddles of tears and 54 astonished indian dudes named raj staring at me.

 

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