Thursday, April 21, 2005

Me Chinese, Me Make Joke

Me have just as large a wang as any of you other jackasses...

Wait, that's not the end of that little rhyme. Well, either way, a new study shows that Chinese men have no reason to feel inferior about their penises. [Click on this article]

"A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93. The average length of their flaccid penises was 8.46 cm, which compared favourably with similar studies on other men overseas.

Germans have average lengths of about 8.6 cm, Israelis 8.3 cm, Turks 7.8 cm and Filippinos 7.35 cm. Italians were the longest at 9 cm and Americans averaged 8.8 cm. The study did not measure the penises when they were erect."

But the best part about the article is kinda tough to pick out. The picture in the article is of Italian soccer fans waving an Italian flag. Why? That's right, they have the longest flaccid penises. Wave that flag, I-tals, your countrymen's average dong is slightly bigger than the rest of the world (or at least the ones in this survey).

Slack Public Service Math Help: If you're concerned, a centimeter is 0.39 inches. So the average American cack is about 3.43 inches when soft. I thought it sucked to be Jewish, but today I stand here glad I ain't no Filippino.


At 3:08 PM, Blogger Wooglin said...

It seems like if anybody should be waiving flags its the Chinese.

My first thought is that this study has got to be biased. I mean, come on, the Chinese release a study showing that the stereotype about them having small penises isn't true. Talk about a reason to be impartial.

But then I remind myself that all Chinese people are good at math so the study must be accurate.

At 4:49 PM, Blogger Gypsy Rose said...

Did you hear? How Long was a Chinaman... I'm going to hell.

At 4:53 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Good point...this is like the US government releasing a study that most US citizens aren't fat fucks that sit around all day watching reality TV. Or the Catholic Church stating all their priests are pious figures that abstain from fondling altar boys.

But good for the Chinese, I will now think of them as well-endowed. Although they did little to debunk the rumor that their women have horizontal vaginas.

At 6:51 PM, Blogger jp said...

I'm 100% I-talian. An above-average one at that.

At 12:47 AM, Blogger ethan said...

since gypsy threw out the chinaman term:

(1)dude, a chinaman peed on your rug? that sucks man. (donnie, you're out of your element).

(2) does anyone else draw a "mad chinaman" on every fogged up window they see?

(3) gyps - i'll see you crossing the river styx.

and just for the record, i'll be making a post tomorrow.*

*if i'm not inebriated by 9:12am.

At 9:53 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I'll believe it when I see it, Ethan...

At 1:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This woman must have conducted the study. All she has to do is introduce herself:


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