Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Meet The New Pope, Same As The Old Pope

Breaking news:

We've got a new Pope, folks! The bells are in motion! This thing's pretty fuckin' cool, people in the Square are going apeshit. Apeshit.

These proceedings are just begging for a WWF-style double cross. Get Roddy Piper on a plane to the Vatican right now...

Update: It's Ratzinger! From Germany! Unemployment and Jew-hating for all! Would you welcome please, Pope Benedict XVI. Is it just me or does this dude look like an evil Nazi in papal disguise?

8 Comments:

At 12:16 PM, Blogger offpeak34 said...

wow, that was much faster than i expected!

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Much faster. I had Thursday in the office pool. I hope he picks the name Pope Kevin Maas.

 
At 1:41 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

This Papal election was remarkably like the Sausage race at Brewer games. The Brat beat the Italian.

 
At 2:00 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

To replace the Polish.

 
At 2:12 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Where's Randall Simon when you need him?

 
At 2:58 PM, Blogger Wooglin said...

This guy is God's representative on Earth!

From that photo he looks more like AARP's representative at the National Herion Users Convention.

 
At 6:48 PM, Blogger ethan said...

heh. kevin maas. #24 in your program, #1 in your hearts.

he and shane spencer have to hold some sort of yankee records for hrs per ab in september.

 
At 6:51 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Who's Ethan?

 

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