Friday, April 01, 2005

Poop and Pope?

I love a good AP article that contains the phrase "It contained poop," especially when the headline is "Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog." [Article]

And it's happened: That lovable old man that captured the hearts of the world has died. He was an old man, he was sick...it may have been expected, but the world will mourn today. We'll all feel like we lost a father today. RIP Frank Perdue.

9 Comments:

At 11:46 AM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

Today is officially "Eat Some Chicken for Frank Perdue Day" and it can be combined with "Throw up said piece of chicken Day" in honor of Terri Schiavo.

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger hoobs said...

he called the shit poop.

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Funny stuff, people.

 
At 1:15 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

christ, either this is one damn funny april fools joke, or today is a really slow news day...

2 of cnn.com's biggest stories of the day

Pat Buchanan doused with salad dressing

Ms. Wheelchair stripped of title for standing up

that girl is DEFINITELY going to hell before me, right?? right????

 
At 1:24 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

What's even better about that story is that this "wheel chair my ass" lady also has a disabled sister who won the Ms. Wheelchair Minnesota competition. It's like the Deiner family of wheelchair pageantry.

I want to know on what basis they judge these shows. Who can hop a curb the fastest? Who can wave and wheel at the same time without going in circles? Fastest loading and unloading in a van?

Poophop, I think it's safe to say that she may be going to hell before you, but maybe you can hitch a ride on her pegs.

 
At 1:52 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

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At 2:14 PM, Blogger Wooglin said...

By far the best news story to come out of today is being reported by AFP. Apparently the BBC sent a email to the Bob Marley foundation saying they wanted to do an interview with the legendary rastafarian who died 24 years ago.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050401/wl_uk_afp/afplifestylebritain_050401173110

 
At 2:17 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Wow, great stuff goin' on today...wheelchairs, Marley botching, Matty Mac posting the same thing twice, pets heads falling off.

It's a good day to be exhausted and not doing much work...

 
At 2:18 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

In response to the BBC's embarassing and insulting request, the Bob Marley Foundation has contacted Johnnie Cochran's office for possible representation in a proposed lawsuit.

Princess Di has forwarded a letter of apology to the Bob Marley Foundation in hopes to curb a legal battle.

 

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