Monday, April 18, 2005

Quote Of The Weekend

The high school friends and I went out to dinner for a couple birthdays on Friday night, which included special guest poophopanonymous. Birthday Boy QLRM started explaining to poophop and me about his trip to Best Buy, where he bought some games for his brand new PSP.

Now, it's important to note that Q is an uncontrollable giggler, a kid that loses it in hysterics the second he sees a midget, anyone either physically or mentally retarded, any guy that shaves his arms, Goth kids, anyone with a FUPA and, basically, anyone that's slightly abnormal in any way. So he's talking about this young guy that helped him pick out some games and mentions that he was in a wheelchair.

That led to this quote: "The guy was soooo funny, but he was soooo disabled."

Runner-up goes to PEACE D, who was talking about a girl in the elevator that had just come from the gym: "Her ass was just so hot and also so sweaty, I just wanted to eat it." He, of course, yelled this pretty loudly....we were seated next to a table with no less than six kids under the age of 10.

And while we're discussing obscene language, someone took the Deadwood challenge and began keeping track of how many times the characters say "fuck" and "cocksucker" in each episode. Cursing aside, if you're choosing to watch shows like Desperate Housewives over Deadwood, well then you're just a fuckin' no-good cunt. Last night's episode was pure greatness. Here's the fuck count.


At 11:03 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

My apologies for using the four-letter c-word, but I was just trying to express my feelings in the parlance of the times in question.

You don't like it...there's the fuckin' door, ya cocksuckers.

At 11:22 AM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

no apology necessary ace, the c word doesnt get enough run these days if ya ax me

deadwood rules, i'd let swearangen piss blood on me for a chance to tend bar at the gem!!! heres some more info about whats real and not in the show...

At 3:15 PM, Blogger Wooglin said...

San Francisco Cocksucka!

At 5:00 PM, Blogger John Howard said...

Deadwood is one of the best shows on TV. I would have never guessed they said cocksucker so few times.

Why pick between that and Desperate Housewives, they're both good, just record one and watch the other. Or watch Deadwood one of the 14 other times it comes on during the week.


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