Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Search and Signs and Sports

My favorite Google/Yahoo! search that brought people to Slack yesterday: "Vagina proof glowsticks." Not sure why you'd need to vagina-proof a glowstick, but I'm not in the habit of judging other people. My best to you.

Now, here's something funny I found from one of the denizens of the Phish boards today...a head shop recently opened up on Main Street in Sarasota, Florida, right between a tailor and a dry cleaner. Apparently the tailor didn't take too kindly to a paraphernalia vendor moving in next door, so he put this sign in his window.

The head shop owner, not wanting to go overboard in retaliation but forced to respond, took the somewhat higher road and shot back with this sign on his store's marquee. I'm excited to see this escalate in the next few weeks.

Should you be a Jehovah's Witness? Find out here.

And finally, Colonel Arias passed this along for consumption...here's a college sportscaster just bombing miserably. At one point he looks to the guy next to the camera and mouths "I'm so sorry." This is the kind of thing that needs to be spread around the world wide web in order to scar his career and life. Sorry, junior sports guy, but I must further your humiliation. Here goes.

4 Comments:

At 12:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Boom goes the dynamite" That was an absolute classic clip. Angotti and the boys would have never let that happen over in old fisk hall.

 
At 9:28 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

"Boom goes the dynamite" is even funnier considering it's the only full sentence he uses the entire time.

The guy fucks up the whole four-minute report and yet he still has the nerve to throw in a horrendous SportsCenterism. Good work.

 
At 5:46 AM, Blogger Jack Allen Holcomb said...

"Boom goes the dynamite" will be a catch phrase for months to come!

 
At 3:21 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Yes it will...I've had more than a handful of people come to this here blog looking for that on Google.

 

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