Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Wow. Just Wow.

I don't even know what to say about this:

Peruvian virgin turns down $1.5 million


At 4:02 PM, Blogger ethan said...

i had no idea mulgrew was canadian.

At 4:26 PM, Blogger Gypsy Rose said...

Wait. So like two rounds of bowling and dinner at The Sizzler is no longer the going rate? Who knew...........

At 4:40 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

A comment I saw that went with this article was that now she's just gonna have to lose it to some Peruvian dude that will steal $15 out of her purse while she's passed out.

At 4:59 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

Graciela laughs as she recounts how a Canadian man offered her $1.5m (£780,000) to have sex with her.

"He said he'd prefer I didn't do it, but if I was going to do it with anyone, it should be with someone who treated me right and I think he knew his bid wasn't going to be topped.

"He was really happy when I said No."

He was really happy because the Canuck fucker makes $30,000 a year as a logger in Vancouver and has $62.37 in his savings account, so he was just taking a shot in the dark to if she would bite (er, or wouldn't bite?).

I would love to see this come to fruition and have the guy run out of the tent, a la Ace Ventura 2, after finding out she wasn't even close to a virgin, but rather the village bicycle without a seat. And she has a raging case of genital herpes. Or she's really a dude with a Louisville slugger between the legs.


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