Thursday, May 19, 2005

Ace Flynt & The Deputy

I've been pretty psyched about the amount of traffic coming through these parts lately, as more and more horndogs search for Bobby Abreu's piece-of-ass fiance boffing the poolboy. But now it appears we've become the Internets' default porn site. The following Yahoo! and Google searches brought plenty of hormonally revved individuals to Slack within the past 12 hours alone:

Free porno pitchers (um, I think that word is pictures, bud), erect penises well endowed, teen mini boobs, teen big boobs, nurse boob, saggy boobs, completely free huge cock pornography, fuck frenzy, humiliation videos, and American fanbase Blue Jays.

OK, maybe that last one isn't porn-related, but I bet free porno pitcher Roy Halladay likes to put his erect penis well endowed in between some teen mini boobs (or teen big boobs, he might search for both).

Here's a non-porn video you MUST watch: "A sheriff's deputy in Minnesota survived after a pickup truck struck him Wednesday morning as he was helping a woman whose car was in a ditch alongside a busy highway. Deputy Glen Pothen, 35, was treated for injuries and released." [WATCH HERE]

Slack Song of the Day: Ye Ol' Grateful Dead on Van Morrison's Gloria from the Richmond Coliseum on November 1, 1985.

Current Trend that Needs to Stop: Comparing the Stars Wars franchise to either the current state of political affairs or the current state of the Yankees. It's old, it's trite, it never really worked and it's contrived garbage. Thanks in advance for ceasing this nonsense.

Just in Time for Memorial Day: You know how hot dogs come in packs of eight and the corresponding buns come in packs of either six or 12 (as mentioned in Father of the Bride and just about every amateur comedians' tired act)? Well, we've got a solution: The hot dog brass met in Chi-town this week and they hammered out a deal. Excellent news in the weiner world.


At 12:00 PM, Anonymous BPP said...

From the article about the car accident

"'It's incredibly frustrating for a law enforcement officer to watch,' said Swanson."

Incredibly frustrating? That's the phrase he used? That's something...

At 1:36 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

i'd have went with incredibly AWESOME, but what do i know. thats one big pile of steaming craisins right there. now can someone explain to me how the hell this guy wasnt seriously injured, and, would it be possible to dub over the video with a maddenism, "where'd that truck come from"

At 2:15 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Not only wasn't he injured, he was treated and released! This guy just walked right out.

Toughest dude ever? Easily.

At 2:17 PM, Blogger John Howard said...

You don't buy that W is a Sith Lord?

At 2:30 PM, Blogger ethan said...

abe frohman had to be involved in that sausage-bun treaty, right?

At 3:44 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Damn! How did I miss that Abe Froman joke? Terrible effort by me. Good work, Ethan, Five gold stars.

Even the words "Sith Lord" make me cringe. I've had about enough of Stars Wars.

At 9:42 AM, Blogger John Howard said...

So I guess you didn't go at midnight on Wednesday?


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