Monday, May 02, 2005

Awesomeness

From today's Philly Daily News:

"Bobby Abreu, a superstar in the Latin world and a kinglike figure in Venezuela, is handling an international scandal without much angst. His fiancee, former Miss Universe and Miss Venezuela, Alicia Machado, was filmed having sex with another man on a reality TV show in Mexico called 'La Granja.'

"Abreu declined to comment on the matter besides confirming that the relationship is over."

First of all, I'd watch reality television a lot more if they showed celebrity wives or fiancees having sex and committing adultery. Secondly, this might explain why Abreu crushed a monster homerun off Josh Beckett yesterday...way to focus that aggression, Bobby.

Can't wait to see what Tubbs McGraw and other Phillies fans say about this first-class nut-lopper.

8 Comments:

At 3:11 PM, Blogger Jason Mulgrew said...

she is pretty f'in' hot too.

http://www.toreromiami.com/PICTURES/alicia_machad/pages/alicia_torero_jpg.htm

(safe for work - promise)

 
At 3:11 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

I'd be pissed if my incredibly hot fiancee was filmed doing the deed with some dude on a show called "The Farm". "The Apprentice" or "Survivor: Hedonism III" I can understand, but "the Farm"? That's a slap in the face.

 
At 7:04 PM, Anonymous SpanishMiguel said...

Alright - I'll go right to the source and contact VenezuelanAristides to see what commentary he can provide for us. I'm pretty sure the "kinglike" treatment for Abreu is a bunch of doggy doo. The king down there is the Big Cat (Galaragga).

 
At 10:29 PM, Blogger offpeak34 said...

Wow, that is one of the funniest stories I've heard. Reality TV sounds a lot racier abroad than it does here.

 
At 9:09 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Spanish, hook it up, I wanna know the details on this one...

I thought Johan Santana was the new big dog down there, no?

 
At 10:19 AM, Blogger ethan said...

is it me or is abreu looking a bit chunky lately? i think his days of 20+ steals may be over...

 
At 11:42 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Chunky or smooth, the guy's got 8 SBs already this year...

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger ethan said...

point taken. i just get worried when i see a guy's face balloon to jason schmidt-like proportions.

 

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