Friday, May 27, 2005

Can't Snatch This

The following video comes from a Russian news feed and was taken by a security camera in an elevator of some publishing company in Tokyo. There's no way to tell if it's real or not, but this poor Crazy 88s purse-snatcher pretty much gets a Perfect Plex for his trouble.

Way to go, Go Go.

13 Comments:

At 2:11 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

If that is real, well, someone got his neck broke!

If you are the one who was plexed, do you go back to your friends and tell them what happened?

Snatcher: "Hey, guys, guess what? I just got dropped on my neck by a 65-pound geisha in an elevator when I tried to steal her purse. How cool is that?"

Snatcher Friends: "Dude, you're a pussy. Leave. Now."

 
At 2:47 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

if thats real, then i'm cindy lauper, no chance (cause thats what u got, NO CHANCE IN HELL U'VE GOT NO CHANCE!! god bless vinnie macs entrance music)

 
At 2:56 PM, Blogger Jason Mulgrew said...

No way that's real. I've been teaching self-defense for over 16 years, and no one would ever voluntarily put themselves into a headlock position - even if it was to pull off the perfect Perflex Plex.

Thank you.

Jake Zebra is gay.

 
At 3:02 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

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At 3:02 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

not that there's anything wrong with that

 
At 3:05 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Whoa whoa whoa, let's keep that hate speech off this blog. We have love for all God's creatures, even those Philly whiteboys that wear their hats cocked to the side like CC Sabathia and Mike Cameron.

I bet it's real. And that guy definitely got a little suplex action in a big way, honey.

poophop, great call on Vinnie Mac. That used to be my theme song junior year in college. What, you guys didn't have theme songs?

 
At 3:16 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

wow, a fantastic idea ace, everyone in the world should get a theme song, so wherever they go they can be properly introduced. u walk into work, hit the music, i am a real americaaaaan, fight for the rights of eeeeevery maaaaan!!!

u hear the glass break, oh my god, its, its, ____(insert the guy who just got fired last week) KINNG, he doesnt even work for this comapny anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!! somebody stop this carnage!!!!

 
At 3:28 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

You're starting to sound like Bill Simmons.........

 
At 3:51 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Another case of Bill Simmons ruining a joke that's been going on forever without him.

Poophop, I'm wichu. I'm whichu. When I say I'm whichu, I mean I'm with you. I'm with da government.

 
At 3:53 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

That's what I meant. Simmons has really done downhill. He just uses the WWE/WWF references far too often. They work well here.

What would Andre the Giant's theme music have been?

 
At 4:01 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

theres a lil bill simmons in all of us matty mac, thats why he's so popular, we all think the same crap, he just has the outlet to say it

 
At 4:45 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

Good point. Damn you Bill Simmons.
Damn you, damn the broccoli and damn the Wright brothers. Oh, and damn your outlet Bill Simmons.

 
At 4:54 PM, Blogger Jason Mulgrew said...

Gays.

 

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