Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Chew On This

Would you want your male dog playing with this?*

And separately, if you haven't seen Burt Reynolds, aka Turd Ferguson, semi-slapping a CBS-2 producer in the face at last night's New York premiere of The Longest Yard, well then...you really didn't miss much.

This story has been extremely blown out of proportion. Nonetheless, I'll post it anyway. You can check out the video here. I'm of the opinion that Burt Reynolds is so cool that he should have complete immunity from prosecution any time he slaps or punches somebody in the face, women included. Nay, especially women. You get 'em, Burt.

*Thanks to Matty Mac for e-mailing me this link with the subject "Found Porn"...easily my biggest chuckle of the day.

2 Comments:

At 5:33 PM, Blogger The Ambiguously Gay Uno said...

That dog toy is made of "supertough virgin nylon and lasts far longer." That is inappropriate to say the least.

But you know what, $11.69 for a virgin anything ain't bad...

 
At 9:07 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

For under $12, I'll take it.

 

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