Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Hats Off To K-Brown

"Thieves hijacked a shipment of 47,000 New York Yankees caps meant for a fan giveaway at Yankee Stadium this weekend."

I'm no detective, but I suspect this caper may have been conducted by the same thieves that hijacked Kevin Brown's balls a couple of years ago. Holy fuckhead, is this guy the terriblest or what? Who cares if you re-make the lineup with nine Jesuses (or even nine David DeJesuses), you can't win ballgames if you throw this version of Kevin Brown out there every five days. Yuck. And congrats to me for starting him in fantasy this week because he was 4-0 against the Rays last season. Grotie to the max.

Slack Song of the Day: We're goin' old school, folks, with the now-defunct God Street Wine from 10/29/94 in Vail, Colorado. I give you one of my favorite songs from a decade ago: Nightengale. I used to looove these guys. Craisins.

Band Name of the Day: Stuttering Gobbler

Cool Fact of the Day: If you type "Chris Webber sucks" into Google, Slack LaLane is the top site on the Internets. I'm sure U of M alum Red Cowboy loves that.


At 9:14 AM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

Speaking of baseball, and I know the ESPN college games were mentioned yesterday, but did anyone see the San Diego State vs. Cal State-Fullerton game last night? Well, not the game itself, but did anyone actually see Tony Gwynn in the dugout? He looks like he swallowed a family of four, the guy is fucking HUGE. The bigger he gets, the whiter and higher pitched his voice becomes.

At 11:08 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I'd like to see Wade Boggs do the exact opposite...get skinnier and skinnier and start sounding black and low-pitched.

I think that would be pretty cool. Could be the plot of a good TV show.


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