Monday, May 09, 2005

Linko Importante

A week ago we spread the word about Bobby Abreu's cheating fiance, who is a dirty, dirty tramp.

Today we bring you the video...I haven't watched it yet, but I'm told it's semi-safe for work. Actually, these are the instructions I got: "Not extremely safe for work, but nothing that would get you fired. Just keep a safe screen."

I'm not entirely sure what "keep a safe screen" means, but I'm totally on board with that.

**See comments section below...this may or may not be the right video. My source may have betrayed me. Damn.**

7 Comments:

At 4:30 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

I love the description: Dani y la ex-Miss España han estado en la piscina por la noche y no estaban practicando la natación.

Oh, wait, I have no idea what it means. I don't speak Spanish.

What I do love is the picture of the donkey that appears next to the video. Classic.

 
At 4:44 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I don't either, but from my knowledge of elementary Spanish it says "Dani and the former Miss Spain are in the pool and they're not practicing swimming." Something like that. Hopefully either Spanish Miguel or Mitchell VergerDartz can validate that.

Donkeys are cool.

 
At 5:11 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

I believe keeping a safe screen simply mean having a second window opened to something and having the good old (and invaluable) "alt + tab" ready to go.

It's moments like these that I hate firewalls the most.

 
At 5:35 PM, Blogger ethan said...

donkey >>> video.

at least abreu had a great day yesterday. and you know he's fucking at least 14 girls a week over this too.

 
At 9:54 AM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

I can't believe no one has posted about how terribly hilarious miss spain's dive into the pool was. I didn't know Spain allowed full-fledged retards into their beauty pagents.

 
At 10:08 AM, Blogger Jason Mulgrew said...

Hold on one minute.

First, Ace, you're stealing my thunder, because I was going to post about this this week. However, I saw you post it first last week, so I guess I was planning on stealing your thunder, but I digress.

I did a little research of my own last week and found a video of Abreu's fiancee and some Puerto Rican (or whatever) from the reality show and the video you have is not the video I found.

I downloaded mine from Limewire, so I don't have a link to it, but if you type in "la granja" and "Alicia Machado" it will come up. And the video I found is much steamier than this one. It's night-vision (a la Paris Hilton) and shows two heads poking out from under blankets and a WHOLE lot of humping going on. Highly, highly recommended.

And yes, Abreu is playing very well as of late. Can someone find some pre-cuckold vs. post-cuckold stats on him?

 
At 10:32 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I'm stealing no thunder...I sent this story to you, ya large man, you.

But I'd actually like to know if I'm showing the right video or not. And since I don't know for sure, I won't argue with you...And I'm not sure how to find out. So, um, we both win?

Abreu has 4 of his 5 homers since the incident, that much I do know.

 

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