Tuesday, May 24, 2005

The Rude Pundit

You may have heard about last night's filibuster "compromise," which I describe as a deferment where both sides lost big time. Everyone's talking about it...you can't find one serious blog on the World Wide Web that ain't talkin' about it. This information superhighway is jammed with traffic, and everyone's honking their horns.

But if you want some help digesting this compromise, look no further than the Rude Pundit, who is easily the most indecent blogger I've ever come across (in a good way). He always knows how to put things into analogies and metaphors to which we all can relate.

So tune out the noise and let the Rude Pundit explain this last-minute deal to you, using words and phrases like "salami colonic," "back alley blow job" and "bust your nut." You won't be sorry.

Oh, and speaking of salami colonics and indecency, Paris Hilton is selling burgers for Carl's Jr. This chick obviously loves the meat.

8 Comments:

At 10:01 AM, Blogger ethan said...

look at carl's jr - taking a page from the sexually explicit and more funny hardee's ads.

 
At 10:04 AM, Blogger The Ambiguously Gay Uno said...

I think that Carl's Jr and Hardee's are part of the same parent company... Then again, what the hell do I know- I'm a sheltered jew from Long Island who has never been to (or even seen) either chain.

 
At 10:12 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

The Uno's right...as of 1997, they're both part of the CKE Restaurants umbrella, a company started by Carl Karchner.

That mersh is riiiidiculous. Food porn meets amateur porn meets a hose. Yaaay America.

 
At 10:14 AM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

They are indeed both under the same ownership, although the Carl's ads to me seem to go a bit further. The Hardee's ads are more like this:

http://img.slate.msn.com/media/15/Fist_girl_110k.asf

and this:

http://img.slate.msn.com/media/95/Straw_girl_110k.asf

 
At 10:22 AM, Blogger The Ambiguously Gay Uno said...

Oh- and not to sound like a queer or nuthin, but I really couldn't take my eyes off of the burger. Forget the chick, that thing looked awesome.

 
At 10:28 AM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

I'm with AGU, that burger was eyeing me. Paris Hilton sucks anyway, she'll be homeless and toothless in less than 10 years.

As for pnoon's links, how does one realize their potential and discovers that they can swallow an entire appendage or box full of straws? How bored can you be?

 
At 11:03 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I normally can't stand Paris Hilton, but man oh man, is that an outfit or what? I was gonna wear the same thing to work today.

And by the way, the straw chick is hotter, but the fist thing is ludicrously sexy. Still, I resemble a really small straw more than a fist, so I'll take Straw Girl any day.

 
At 11:48 AM, Blogger The Ambiguously Gay Uno said...

Are we off the indecency topic and talking about sports again? Sorry to go back to the old post real quick, but I just realized one other point that should be mentioned:

For the record, I haven't clicked on any of the links that are on this site (or any other) to check out these commercials, nor have I seen it run on TV. I saw the commercial, pretty much in its entirety on Good Morning America this morning. So let me get this straight- it's indecent to show the commercial during primetime TV hours, but it's perfectly fine to show the exact SAME commercial during a so-called "news story"? Double standard much?

 

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