Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Saturday Bloody Saturday

Earlier this week I stumbled into the blogosphere-at-large and caught this story of a bullshit arrest at Madison's Mifflin Street Block Party.

But the following story is no bullshit arrest, this is the real deal. The better-than-ESPN website known as SI.com has obtained some pretty ridiculous photographs of the aftermath of an altercation that resulted in the suspension of UW tailback Booker Stanley. "Stanley was charged with battery, disorderly conduct and resisting or obstructing an officer during the party near the UW campus, Madison police said."

From the looks of these pictures, I'd say he should have been arrested for completely fucking some guy's shit up. Not sure what kind of sentence that carries, but I'm sure it's less than he'd get for possession of the doje. But that's a story for another time.

6 Comments:

At 1:55 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

damn, that guy really oughta think about putting a band aid on his entire face.

on an unrelated note, i saw this retarded kid in a wheelchair on the way to work this morning, u know, head to the side, tongue out, wrists bent, just thought i would give All Caps ANONYMOUS that lil tidbit so he could have a mid afternoon chuckle

 
At 2:33 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

I'm glad my brother was safely in prison.

I've seen a few fights in my day, but what do you have to do to a guy to get him bleeding like that, and leaving a stain on your shirt?

Wisconsin athletes do this all the time. Booker should no better than to do it in a place that's being covered by the media.

 
At 2:46 PM, Blogger John Howard said...

Someone needs to tell Booker Stanley that he put his name on backwards.

 
At 4:59 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Booker Stanley sounds like one of those scrubs in the unitards that Big John Studd would face on the Saturday morning wrestling shows.

You know, Howard Finkel would say, "From Madison, Wisconsin...Booker Stanley." And then Booker would raise his right arm to the air with no expression on his face, get pummeled for three minutes, get the upper hand for 30 seconds, lose it somehow and then get pinned easily.

 
At 6:20 PM, Blogger DannyNoonan said...

I wouldn't be surprised if he came out of this with a lower fine tan I got.

 
At 8:55 PM, Anonymous Erica said...

Booker really isn't a bad guy, people are so quick to say that he'll get off just cause he's an athlete, but at the same time stuff gets blown out of perportion for the same reason. Facial wounds bleed like crazy anyway.

 

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