Friday, May 13, 2005

Sex-related Longball

The hits just keep on coming...Slack's gotten a ton of hits since we posted about Bobby Abreu's fiance and put up a video that may or may not have been said fiance gettin' it on in a sexy pool with sexy diving skills. Me and her got-it-on.

Incidentally, Abreu hit a homerun in his fifth straight game last night, tying him with Connie Gore/Tino Martinez for longest active streak in the majors. Each man needs just three more games with a dongy dong to tie Dale Long, Donnie Baseball and Junior Griffey for longest streak of all time. Is it possible that Tino's wife slept with some degenerate on an American reality show? Otherwise, I'm not sure how to explain the sudden surge in power. Worked for Bobby. Worrrrks for me (Slaterson, 1976).

We've also seen a larger-than-expected amount of people come to Slack looking for "Payola and Kennedy." Did Billy Joel announce a tour or crash a car or sweat through a shirt recently? Like Tino, why the sudden surge in searches for this? Any explanation? Did I miss the reunion of Belgians in the Congo?

Slack Song of the Day: Here's the Hot Buttered Rum String Band on the ol' bluegrass standard Ginseng Sullivan from 1/7/05 in Tempe, Arizona. Big fan of their playing, although the vocals leave a little something to be desired.

It's Friday the 13th. Ooooooooooh. I got nuthin' this morning.


At 10:14 AM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

Something must be said for divorcing your wife, lambasting her in a book while admitting you cheated on her, then marrying a trophy wife because Johnny Damon has a 15 game hitting streak and 16 multi-hit games this season. It's either that, being a complete jack-off, or throwing a ball like you have no rotator cuff that is doing it for him.

At 10:37 AM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

I just picked up Brad Pitt in my fantasy league. I'm expecting him to hit for the cycle I think he's got a tight ass.

At 10:43 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Johnny Damon has no business being mentioned on this here blog. None. That is until the offseason when the Yanks overpay for him and he becomes our next overpriced CF. Hint to Georgey: Matsui is more than fine in center, let's get ourselves a corner outfielder and move on.

Brad Pitt's ass is waaay tight, yo. Confirmed.


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