Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Ti-no, Ti-no

Another bomb from Connie Gore!

This guy's on pace for 5,000 curtain calls this year.


At 3:20 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

Abreu hit another one too. That guy's unbelieveable.

At 3:31 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife.

At 3:44 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

My Wife is in a coma.

At 4:46 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

Noonan, who said you could use my old material.
Michael Schiavo

At 4:48 PM, Blogger jp said...

Too bad the Yanks aren't going to make the playoffs.

At 11:30 PM, Anonymous HANDSTAND said...

Was at the game today....a few observations.

1. Richie Sexson is really tall.

2. If I had been 10 feet taller, Gary Sheffield would have killed me with a foul ball today. In fact, that ball may have killed the person it hit.

3. Just behind us, a group of kids were holding a big piece of posterboard that said "WE WANT HOERS" in huge letters, with a little m and an arrow under the spot they forgot it. I think they may have been retarded, but it was still funny because they NEVER took it down. Pure comedy.

4. There can't possibly be enough Tino Martinez curtain calls in 2005.

At 9:04 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Great stuff Handstand...I've almost been hit my a Sheff foul ball (I mean, within 15 feet on a rope), and I saw my life flash before my eyes. That guy is a beast, a pure beast.

That's what this blog needs, more jokes about retards and signs. Kudos, Handstand.

And paraphrasing the words of Jack Buck, I'll see you tomorrow night. Trey awaits.

JP, I won't rise to that bait. Sometimes I will, but today I'm feeling restrained.


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