Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Two Great T'ings

1. Don't know if I'm late to the penis party on this one, but here's President Bush starring as Fitty Cent in a new tune called "D.R.A.F.T."

2. "A Good Humor man was served 18 months' probation Tuesday for losing his cool with a foul-mouthed teenager. Nazzareno Didiano, 44, stopped dishing out peanut butter bars and Blue Bunnies last May 12 and began pummeling a pudgy-faced Bloomfield teen during a meltdown...

'I told him he didn't need any ice cream anyway because he's fat,' said Didiano." [This one's great]

You just gotta love fat kids and ice cream trucks.

2 Comments:

At 2:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn fat foul mouthed teens. I love how the mother is upset that her son is now self-conscious about his weight, but apparently doesn't care that her son's an asshole kid. Beautiful. She's probably a fatty too.

 
At 3:20 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty, fat, fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't ya fatty? He's a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.

 

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