Friday, May 13, 2005

Undeclared Nuts

Um, someone should tell the Canadian Government that when it's not apologizing for Brian Adams on several occasions it should learn to choose its words more carefully. The Canadians released the following health advisory this week: "ALLERGY ALERT - Undeclared nuts in COCK brand MATSAMAN CURRY PASTE."

I'd love to see White House press secretary Scott McCellan come out and announce a security breach like "ANIMAL ALERT - Undeclared beaver in BUSH-run White House."

And while we're discussing genitalia so openly, the people of Grand Rapids were dealt a serious blow today: "A Michigan court apparently has ended the television career of a talking penis. A three-judge panel of the Michigan Court of Appeals declared that the talking penis, nicknamed Dick Smart, telling 'purportedly humorous' jokes on a Grand Rapids, Michigan, public access cable television channel constituted indecent exposure."

That's too bad. Hey, Letter D, you're a Grand Rapids dude, what's the good word on this?


At 1:24 PM, Blogger The Letter D said...

Not surprising. Many people here in GR have never seen their own genitals. Too bad he lost his appeal because before the decision he said "if the conviction is overturned, I intend to bring back 'Dick Smart' . . . and maybe other body parts as his friends."

Comedy Central has a spot open now. Maybe we'll see Harry Browneye and the Twins join Dick Smart.

At 2:10 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

That's fan-fucking-tastic.

At 4:44 PM, Anonymous BPP said...

That was your best post. That undeclared beaver line was magic...


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