Thursday, June 09, 2005

Germany, Here I Come

Back Page Phil sent this gem over today:

"A German city is rushing to install a series of drive-in wooden 'sex huts' in time for next year’s soccer World Cup and an expected boom in the local sex trade, a city official said on Wednesday.

Dortmund, one of 12 cities to host World Cup matches, is anxious to keep prostitutes and their clients off the streets by providing them with discreet places to do business.

Experts estimate as many as 40,000 prostitutes may travel to Germany to offer their services to fans during the tournament."

Wow. That is an officially fully. I guess we just figured out how Europe is planning to deal with its population growth rate problems.

(Is that too serious and/or obscure a joke for a story that requires a joke about killing hookers and snorting lines off their dead asses?)


At 12:57 PM, Anonymous Back Page Phil said...

Anyone want to join Ace and I for the Cup, i'll buy the first hooker.

At 1:43 PM, Blogger ethan said...

honestly, a post on soccer and whores gets one comment? looks like the MLS and the bunny ranch need to team up for some sort of reality show to garner some interest.

At 1:57 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Very true, Ethan. Or maybe new Man U owner Malcolm Glazer can bring American hookerdom into the lymie stadium.


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