Thursday, June 16, 2005

We Love LA, We Love It

Slackers, it's trip time. My sister-in-law's sister (what does that make us?) is getting hitched this weekend in Los Angeles, and the Cowboy Family is headed west for the event. So there won't be any postage, nor handling for that matter, here on this here space either tomorrow or Monday. My advice: Go elsewhere immediately, you dicks.

I'll leave you with some sad news: Lane Smith, the lovable Chairman Dick Dodge and District Attorney Trotter, passed away Monday. Many condolences go to the family of the man who uttered the classic lines, "I-dentical."

Nah, I can't go out on that note. That's the anti-Costanza. But on a day when the city I'm flying into suffers its third major Earthquake in one week, it's difficult to find something funny to say. So if LA should be rattled with another big 'quake and the state should fall into the Pacific, just know that I really disliked most of you but wanted to be loved by everyone so much I tolerated your shitty antics.

In honor of my confession, here's a super story about sweet, sweet irony and a sackful of dead dogs and cats: "Two individuals from Hampton Roads, employees of the Norfolk-based People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, were arrested Wednesday night in Ahoskie, N.C., on animal cruelty charges. The two were arrested after authorities allege they dumped dead dogs and cats in a dumpster at a shopping center on Memorial Drive in Ahoskie.

Andrew Benjamin Cook, 24, of Virginia Beach, and Adria Joy Hinkle, 27, of Norfolk, were arrested at the shopping center. Police say they found 18 dead animals in the dumpster and 13 dead animals in the couple's van, which according to authorities, is registered to PETA. Both suspects were charged with 31 counts of animal cruelty and eight counts of illegal disposal of animals." [More]

Anyway, enjoy the weekend, and we'll see you right back here bright and early Tuesday morning. And if you really want some Slack action, here are some re-runs:

CDs Nuts
Yenta Intelligence
Donnie's Schiavo Tube Parody

We'll be right back in 15 minutes.

2 Comments:

At 3:44 PM, Blogger jp said...

That makes her your sister-in-law, still.

Be safe. Have fun.

Stay black.

 
At 4:05 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

Or your wife. But only if she's from a certain part of Utah.

 

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