Thursday, July 07, 2005

Diversion

Here's a crazy little video that will divert your attention away from this morning's attacks...this should teach everyone a valuable lesson about respecting authori-tay.

Also, is it weird that Rudy Giuliani was in London today on a business trip? What are the odds? Anyone else think it's just a little fishy that he shows up after the damage is done every time? Now I don't want to speculate and slander here, but it almost seems a little too much like Samuel L.'s character in Unbreakable.

How 'bout some other libelous and defamatory and definitely insensitive conspiracy theories, like Chirac planned this to spite the Brits after the Olympics announcement?

14 Comments:

At 1:32 PM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

I heard that all Jews mysteriously fled London this morning, probably because they had advance notice of the attack. It's obvious: Israel did it again.

Some of the famed British Jews who were complicit in the attack: Rachel Weisz, Ben Kingsley, Helena Bonham Carter (Jewish mother only), Ali G, and Eric Woolfson, member of The Alan Parsons Project. May your horns hang in shame.

 
At 2:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love a good conspiracy theory so here goes: Al-Qaeda had cells set up in all 5 of the Olympic cities and activated the one in the winning city for the day after the announcement.

 
At 2:14 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

not to sound insensitive or anything, but, if this situation in london happened to the nyc subways, i think i would rather die than have to crawl out of there. when i picture hell, i picture having to roll around the bottoms of the subway as satan makes u dodge incoming trains. thats gonna be awesome when i get there!

 
At 2:15 PM, Anonymous John Howard said...

I thought Unbreakable sucked.

 
At 2:37 PM, Blogger hoobs said...

i think it was retaliation for the scottish cop that bush knocked down on his bike yesterday. scots hat brits, and bush and blair are old chums, so it all fits together. like that old joke, how many babies can you fit in a tire.

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

They were probably scared of the metal worm in the ground and the two story metal dragons on the land.

 
At 2:59 PM, Blogger ahren said...

it was obviously xenu striking a blow to us via his most diabolical operating body thetans... duh.

 
At 3:47 PM, Blogger DennyAlias said...

I read that, reprehensibly, the act was carried out by a group of rogue Bosox fans in Massachusetts after getting wrapped up in Independence Day celebrations- most notably a dramatic re-enactment of the 1765 Stamp Act protests.

 
At 5:00 PM, Blogger DanjerusKurves said...

Speaking as a non-patriot Brit ... I think this was an act of the CIA who are trying to bribe the Queen into donating money for arms for them to sell to the Iraqi's in order to keep that little skirmish that's being called a "war" underway. And how was THAT for a run-on sentence? Jason would be proud of me.

 
At 5:08 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

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At 5:17 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Whatever. Remove this.

 
At 9:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guliani was on Howard Stern this morning.

 
At 10:10 AM, Blogger Bart Starbux said...

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At 10:11 AM, Blogger Bart Starbux said...

All you Slackers come out to Donnie's engagement party tonight. Floyd (Atlantic and Henry in Brooklyn). www.floydny.com

He has agreed to buy all drinks.

 

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