Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Lance, He's Not

Every time something big happens, this fucker falls off his bike to divert attention from the problem. The government sent a good reporter to jail today because Karl Rove (probably) leaked the name of a CIA operative to her. And to take pressure off Rove and his lawyer -- imagine being Karl Rove's lawyer, ewwww -- the president ate shit on his bike. Clever girl.

Bush collides with police officer during bike ride

AUCHTERARDER, Scotland (CNN) -- President Bush collided with a British police officer during a bike ride Wednesday afternoon, suffering scrapes on his hands and arms that required bandaging, White House spokesman Scott McClellan said.

The officer, from the Strethclyde Police Department in Scotland, was taken to a local hospital as a precaution. The extent of his injury wasn't clear, although he might have an ankle injury, McClellan said.

Bush "visited" with the police officer for some time after the accident and asked White House physician Dr. Richard Tubb to monitor his situation at the hospital, McClellan said. The president was expected to call the officer later, McClellan said.
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Anyway, if Bush lives through these injuries, hopefully he'll make some peace at the G-8 Summit. If not, we could be facing the End of the World, which may look something like this (courtesy of eBaumsWorld and this crazy intern that wants credit for something that's not hers).

5 Comments:

At 5:40 PM, Blogger hoobs said...

you think bush thought the scottish cop was an undercover terrorist who he had to take out? i can imagine him playing the indiana jones and last crusade line in his head: "if you are scottish law, then i am mickey mouse." then bam, kilt's blowing in the wind.

 
At 8:39 PM, Blogger Wooglin said...

"I'll take the rapists for $500."

"Ah, that's 'therapists' for $500."

"Damn you Trebek!"

 
At 9:11 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Zie tapestries? Boom, he's down.

 
At 9:23 AM, Anonymous John Howard said...

Who was the good reporter? I checked the article and all I could see was Judith Miller, but that couldn't be who you meant.

 
At 9:34 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

That's pretty clever.

 

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