Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Green Shorts, Too Short

Giving new meaning to the phrase, "Hangin' out," check out the dude who's up in the air...um, nice tube, buddy. Thanks SI.com for my daily dose of gay porn. Anyone got a funnier caption?

**Update: SI.com has since photoshopped this pic to take out the graphic shot. I'm quick to the draw, though, and I surely beat 'em to the (cock)punch.

20 Comments:

At 11:20 AM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

#622, redefining the phrase "going balls out"

 
At 11:21 AM, Blogger ethan said...

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At 11:21 AM, Blogger ethan said...

in a new cutting edge steeplechase trend, tanzanian runner lasdoi mbasd has replaced running bare foot with running bare balls.

 
At 11:26 AM, Blogger MDS said...

Your picture and the SI picture aren't the same. Who photoshopped what?

 
At 11:51 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

They photoshopped it...I just happened to catch it in time. No joke, my pic is the real one. You think I'd take a picture with no cack and add in a handing cack for the sake of the blog?! I would, but that's not the point right now.

Poophop just made me spit water all over my desk.

 
At 11:57 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I meant to say "dangling cack," not "handing cack."

I don't even know what a "handing cack" would be. Sounds hot though.

 
At 12:52 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

lil disappointed, thought this post could get at least 25 comments, but, it is still early

when i first saw the pic, i didnt know whether to laugh, look away, or hurry to the bathroom and pleasure myself.

i ended up just laughing, but only because the bathroom is too far away

 
At 12:55 PM, Blogger hoobs said...

second place runner from kenya commented on his finish, "i got shafted...literally. keep that moroccan guy away from me."

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger me said...

New Meaning to Three Legged Race

 
At 12:59 PM, Blogger me said...

Runner flashes a...well see for yourself

 
At 1:04 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Hoobs and me with some good ones...I'm not sure who has the lead, but I'd say it's neck and neck and cock between Hoobs and Poophop.

Keep 'em, um, coming.

 
At 1:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF is with SI.com's editing of that photo? Either take it down from the site or add a graphic-content disclaimer. Altering a news photo is a huge breach of journalism ethics. Poor form, SI, poor form. - Jim DeFede

 
At 1:43 PM, Anonymous SpanishMiguel said...

Does anyone understand what the hell they're doing? Who runs on a track with water all over it?

 
At 1:59 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

good point spanish miguel, u would think these kenyans would now how to work a squigee.

picture this, u're at work, your boss comes by your cubicle, shows u a picture, and says, i need u to photoshop this guys nuts out, is there any possible chance u do not die of laughter on the spot?

 
At 2:13 PM, Blogger The Ambiguously Gay Uno said...

"For all that talk about hunger in Africa, they sure don't seem to have a shortage of sausage..."

 
At 2:31 PM, Blogger ethan said...

they're doing the steeplechase - it's sort of like an obstacle course.

also AGU has taken the lead, no?

 
At 2:44 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

In Breaking News: Runner #622, Mufasa Dirka Dirka Muhammed Jihad, was disqualified from the Kenyan Female Steeplechase Team this week when it was discovered that she was actually a he. Going by the alias "Jennifer Smith Jihad", Mufasa was quoted as saying "You know, click click whoop, all was going well until the last jump. The tape was sticking to my leg, but the runner in front of me kicked up some water which loosened it. That was when the cat was let out of the bag. I know it was a dick move, but I had to get a (third) leg up on the competition. Things haven't been going my way lately."

(that was a stretch, I know. It was the best I could come up with)

 
At 2:45 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Absolutely, he has.

 
At 5:50 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

"Steeplechasers stretch for the finish line."

 
At 11:02 AM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

My wife wanted to contribute:

"It was as schlong race."

I have a new one too:

"And the Miller Park 6th inning sausage race celebrated it's 5th anniversary on Friday."

 

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