Thursday, August 04, 2005

More Pugilists: Mike Tyson, Pornstar

The Letter D just posted the following story in the comments section of the last post, but I thought it deserved it's own hyperlink in a fresh one. This might be the most ridiculously awful, ridiculously awesome and ridiculously hilarious idea of all time:

"Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in a porn film - with Jenna Jameson.

The former boxing World Heavyweight Champion claims he is desperate for cash, after being hit with a tax bill for several million dollars, and a porn career is a tempting offer."

Who knows if this story is for real...after all, it's from a British Women's Lifestyle website called Female First. Still, it's craisins.

And Tyson's got a 14-inch cack? More craisins.

5 Comments:

At 8:46 AM, Blogger Kenny Alias said...

I get that Tyson is strapped for cash and that's why he'd do it. But Jenna is loaded. What's in it for her? Besides probably the roughest and most painful sex of her life.

 
At 9:48 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

What's in it for her? 14 inches.

 
At 10:07 AM, Blogger Kenny Alias said...

She can get 14 inches from any of the industry stallions without the possibility of gettin the Desiree Washington treatment.

 
At 10:11 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Or she can get 14 inches from me and three other Jews.

 
At 10:46 PM, Anonymous Mark said...

He's not doing any porn. That's a wrong twist to a rumor stating that he was offered the chance. Oh what a tangle web we weave...
...when we don't have the right information.

 

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