Wednesday, September 07, 2005

The Daily Show Gets It Right

Leave it to the fake news to report the truth:

"[The Daily Show host Jon Stewart] reminded viewers that when Bill Clinton dated Monica Lewinsky, it was a failure of the federal government at the very top, and every member of Clinton's party had to come out and ritually denounce him. 'Hurricane Katrina is President Bush's Monica Lewinsky,' Stewart said to a din of applause, adding, 'The difference being that tens of thousands were not stranded in Monica Lewinsky's vagina.'"

The rest of that joke went like this: "Her vagina at the time was known as the Superdome. (pause) Do you prefer the big easy?"

In a related story, the Drudge Report just posted this: "Monica Lewinsky has been accepted for a one-year master's degree course in London." Give a shit. Leave this poor girl alone.

3 Comments:

At 2:13 PM, Blogger ethan said...

you gotta love that on that list of disasters are R.O.U.S.

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I like "Yam Shortage."

 
At 4:50 PM, Blogger John Howard said...

I like that Yan shortage comes just before Zero people left on Earth.

 

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