Monday, September 12, 2005

Even Wiiiider Sliiiider

He's at it again.

I forgot to mention this in my earlier weekend round-up, but everyone's favorite d-bag announcer referred to everyone's favorite d-bag Red Sawx pitcher Bronson Arroyo as "Brandon" again on Saturday. Again!

When will the morons at FOX finally take this poor excuse of a baseball analyst out of the TV booth and check him into an old-age home for first-class assfaces?

9 Comments:

At 3:37 PM, Blogger ethan said...

"you're a real man deion!"

 
At 3:41 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

"Where McCarver at? Where McCarver at?"

 
At 4:21 PM, Blogger TJ in OH said...

I just knew I could find a "Where McCarver at?" in here, compliments of the Cowboy.

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger John Howard said...

Yeah, I've never liked him ever since that Deion stuff, and I'm glad that Deion threw water on him.

I also didn't realize until last night that Deion was playing again this season, football that is.

 
At 8:55 PM, Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

Tim McCarver. He's the one single reason I can't watch baseball with the sound on. There's some dumb ones, but he takes the cake with all the layers. Some pitcher was having control problems one day and Tim the Dim says something like:

"He's squeezing it too hard. He's squeezing the orb too hard. And when you squeeze it too hard like that stuff sprays out all over the place."

Nice blog. Followed a comment over from Shakespeare's Sister. I'm new at this, but I'll see if I can figure out how to link you over at Neils.

Best regards,

Amariah Las Vegas Nevada

 
At 11:23 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I once took a pee-pee next to Deoin Sanders in a NY steakhouse. The guy was wearing the most ridiculous dress outfit I've ever seen on a man in my life. But this encounter took my tally of peeing next to sports celebrities up to 2 -- NY Isles goalie Billy Smith and I shared a tinkle in the Marriott just hours after they retired his jersey.

Thanks, Neil Shakes, appreciate the kind words. Come on back.

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger MDS said...

Did you look?

 
At 3:17 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Enormous.

 
At 7:55 PM, Blogger jp said...

I have to watch every fucking playoff game on Fox with the radio broadcasting what's on my TV. It's ridiculous. Sad, really. He's an idiot, pure and simple.

 

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