Thursday, September 08, 2005

Great Headline, Great Lede

Chinese Eatery Sold Donkey in Tiger Urine

"A restaurant in northeastern China that advertised illegal tiger meat dishes was found instead to be selling donkey flesh marinated in tiger urine, a newspaper reported Thursday.

The Hufulou restaurant, located beside the Heidaohezi tiger reserve near the city of Hailin, had advertised stir-fried tiger meat with chilies for $98 as well as liquor flavored with tiger bone for $74 a bottle, the China Daily reported."

Well, I for one don't eat a thing unless it's been marinated in either tiger urine, baboon semen or monkey turds, so I guess this is the place for me. And I'm not much of a liquor fan in general, but a liquor flavored with tiger bone...mmm, delish.

The best part of the article, though: "The report didn't say how the urine was obtained." I'm not a zoologist, nor a tiger urine collector, but I'm thinkin' it came from the tigers' cocks.

Slack Link of the Day: Worried about the junkies in New Orleans? The junkies are jumpy, apparently, but they're still getting their junk.

Slack Song of the Day: Goin' back to The Breakfast, here's Doughboy and What the Funk from the September 1, 2005 show in Utica, New York.

3 Comments:

At 2:33 PM, Blogger ethan said...

how are those bars in NOLA open?? last time i checked refrigerators need electricity. nobody drink the beer. the beer's gone bad.

also, due to this story on tiger cock, i can't wait to see the list of google searches that send people here.

 
At 4:25 PM, Blogger MDS said...

Why do you assume the tigers were male? Female tigers urinate too, you know.

 
At 4:41 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Good point, MDS. Tiger vagina is even a funnier image than tiger cock.

 

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